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Type of game: VISUAL NOVEL.

Warning: ADULT CONTENT!!!!

Gender: HUMOROUS, EROTIC, SOME FANTASY ELEMENTS.


PLOT:

You are a rich world famous gourmet and you also teach in a really strict exclusive cooking course. Life is good and all, but your new girlfriend has left you again, for the same damn reason: your semen has a terrible taste. It happened so many times before that in frustration, seeing a falling star, you wish for your seed to be delicious.
The next day, you wake up realizing that your wish has been granted and that your semen turned into addictive white chocolate. It's seems the best occasion to get your revenge on the women-kind picking on the girls you teach for.



CHARACTERS:


Lilyana (the cutie chick)
A very diligent and talented girl who can make fresh fruit appear out of thin air. She's your biggest fan and has a secret crush on you.


Luan (the spooky chick)
An odd but exceptional cook specialized in the preparation of offal based dishes. She has huge boobs but is very creepy and can evoke spirits from Hell and below.


Izar (the blondie chick)
A strange new student, appeared from nowhere. But you don't care, since she plays along your dirty deeds and that's all you need.



GAME FEATURES:
-Playtime: 40 minutes (9240 words)
-There's only one choice which will lead you to 3 possible endings.
-Namable protagonist.
-You can choose the colour of your skin between white/caramel/black (this will only influence ingame illustrations).
-10 CGs + around 20 variations.
-Resolution: 1042 x 576



x the game is not voiced!!!

HOW TO PLAY:

-Extract the files.

-Click on the .exe.

-Use the mouse or space bar to scroll the text.

-Press H to hide the textbox.

-Right click to go easily to the save/load menu.

-Grab your dick.

-The rest is up to you.


Credits are at end game.


Minor Updates:

-Fixed some non supported fonts.

-Fixed a misplaced CG for white skin choice.

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars
(55)
AuthorM.T.D.G.
GenreVisual Novel
TagsAnime, Comedy, Dating Sim, Erotic
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse

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Kiss_The_Cock-1.1-all.zip 85 MB

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came back still no mac ):

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congrats on making an MC with such a forward personality that i spit my fuckin pretzels less as soon as he mentioned what the 'suprise quiz' entailed.

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Thank you! This visual novel was secretly born as a "protest" against another indie vn (also sexual) produced shortly before, based on consent and vanilla sex. I don't remember much but I told to myself "If that's supposed to be a porn game, I must fight it!". So I made something that was the opposite, more blunt and raw.

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'blunt' is an understatement. I fuckin choked from the sudden inhalation of gasping while chewing, followed by me laughing at myself for falling out of my chair

Android version plz

Sorry, I'm too dumb to make an android version ^^; It's already a small miracle the fact I was able to grasp the basics of Renpy

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Nah, no need to hurry. Take ur time to learn using renpy first we know u can do it & one day u will be able to make it, trust me👍🏻(btw this game is finished right?)

Haha, I don't know. I'm a busy woman nowadays and I use my little spare time playing ecci RPGs on the Switch.

(Yes! This game is 100% finished!)

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ecchi game on switch? U mean in switch nintendo?

yep! I mean, nothing too naughty. Just the average Moero Crystal 

broken on mac,  seems like a good game,  what a shame

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This definitely has some weird comedy to it but a good one nonetheless.

And I see that there will be an eventual follow-up game, will definitely wait for that. Good Work.

Thank you for your feedback!

What in tarnation.

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Luan is best waifu. More of her please. 

Haha, any eventual follow-up game will feature all the girls. Luan won't be left out ;)

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There should have been a Harem end after you play all of the endings...

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I'll keep that in mind in case of a sequel ^-^

Sometimes I fantasize about it.

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nice game :D

thank you ♡

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I don't have a dick to grab but I'd love to try this visual novel! 

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Mwahahah! Grab your tits then! No discrimination :)

I don't have a dick to grab but I'd love to try this visual novel! 

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Mwahahah! Grab your tits then! No discrimination :)

now if only there was an anime adaptation to this i would surely watch

uhuhuh, I'm truly flattered!


P.s.: Merry Christmas~♥

agreed

dude this game gave me a epic lol